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Renmari

Member Since 03 Jul 2009
Offline Last Active Mar 31 2011 04:55 PM
is bored, and will always be bored. If I had a life I wouldn't be talking or caring about you. Updated 29 May · 0 comments
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About Me

I've been thinking I should put in something better here in my 'About Me' page.

View PostDelphinus, on 28 January 2010 - 04:20 AM, said:

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OKAY. LET'S GO OVER THIS NICE AND SLOW.

WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN GET TOGETHER AND MUTUALLY RAPE EACH OTHER, CHANCES ARE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. THIS BABY SPENDS SEVERAL MONTHS DEVELOPING INTO A HUMAN BEING. NOW THEN, WHEN THE SPERM AND EGG COME TOGETHER, THEY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND BECOME A FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN BABY. WHEN THIS NEW GENETIC CODE IS WRITTEN, THE CODE FROM THAT POINT DECIDES WHETHER THE FUTURE SAVIOR OF THE HUMAN RACE WILL HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA.
AS THE BABY MATURES, IT GROWS THE APPROPRIATE FUCKING PARTS OF EITHER A DUDE OR A CHICK. GENDER DECIDED BEFORE IT EVER COMES OUT OF MOM'S VAGINA.

ALSO, ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY ARE A WOMAN IN A MAN'S BODY OR VICE VERSA WILL GET A SHOTGUN TO A FACE. BECAUSE I HATE THEM AND HAVE A SHOTGUN. HOLY SHIT THATS SOME CRAZY FUCKING MATH RIGHT THERE LET ME RUN IT BY YOU AGAIN:

(ME + SHOTGUN) + Sx = DEAD THINGS

IN THIS EQUATION, STUPID IS REPRESENTED BY "S" AND "x" REPRESENTS THE AMOUNT OF STUPID. AS YOU CAN SEE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH STUPID THERE IS, IT ALWAYS ADDS UP TO "DEAD THINGS"


NOW YOU FUCKERS SHUT UP AND POST SOME MARIA DAMMIT

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