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OKAY. LET'S GO OVER THIS NICE AND SLOW. WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN GET TOGETHER AND MUTUALLY RAPE EACH OTHER, CHANCES ARE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. THIS BABY SPENDS SEVERAL MONTHS DEVELOPING INTO A HUMAN BEING. NOW THEN, WHEN THE SPERM AND EGG COME TOGETHER, THEY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND BECOME A FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN BABY. WHEN THIS NEW GENETIC CODE IS WRITTEN, THE CODE FROM THAT POINT DECIDES WHETHER THE FUTURE SAVIOR OF THE HUMAN RACE WILL HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA. AS THE BABY MATURES, IT GROWS THE APPROPRIATE FUCKING PARTS OF EITHER A DUDE OR A CHICK. GENDER DECIDED BEFORE IT EVER COMES OUT OF MOM'S VAGINA. ALSO, ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY ARE A WOMAN IN A MAN'S BODY OR VICE VERSA WILL GET A SHOTGUN TO A FACE. BECAUSE I HATE THEM AND HAVE A SHOTGUN. HOLY SHIT THATS SOME CRAZY FUCKING MATH RIGHT THERE LET ME RUN IT BY YOU AGAIN: (ME + SHOTGUN) + Sx = DEAD THINGS IN THIS EQUATION, STUPID IS REPRESENTED BY "S" AND "x" REPRESENTS THE AMOUNT OF STUPID. AS YOU CAN SEE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH STUPID THERE IS, IT ALWAYS ADDS UP TO "DEAD THINGS" NOW YOU FUCKERS SHUT UP AND POST SOME MARIA DAMMIT
You're the king of degenerate that blames all the worlds problems on sex, and you all boil down to a useless middle aged man wasting air spouting "God hates fags" and shit. Sleeping neglects love and kindness for peoples selfish desires, eating destroys lives by such means too, and when people want to become something worth anything to the world they must frequently cast away the love and kindness; but you blame sex because it's the only potential evil people surely won't ever accuse you of being a hypocrite of.
Sometime in the future, in a year not far from today, some corporate exec. sitting in an office decided it was a fantastic idea to cash in on his successful client, Justin bieber. Believing in the analogy,two heads are better than one, this corporate big wig thought it would be a brilliant plan to clone Justin in the millions. With the help of cloning technology available in that day and age, he is now a common house hold face. People can now rent Justin Bieber to sing at birthday parties or play multiple concerts... and for those willing to look, fangirls may now live out their sexual desires and fantasies, minus the restraining order.
However, not everyone would stand idly by as this menace plagued itself into every home across the globe. No, a cry could definitely be heard - this was the voice of a billion men and women, all of whom still held on to what little sanity they had left. Determined to stop this madness, they will group together to kill these clones.Tthe ultimate goal? To find the original and to hang him by the neck for his transgressions against the world.
Pick a Touhou character to be your favorite. Just put pictures of Touhou characters on a dartboard and throw a dart at one, that's your new favorite thing ever. Your every fantasy is about that character. You will now compare your girlfriend to that character as well, if you have one, which you probably don't since you spend most of your time fapping to hentai of that character. If you ever change your favorite character, act like your new favorite has always been your favorite.
If your chosen character is a minor character with few appearances in fanworks or official works (Hina, Wriggle, Nitori, etc), then find every fanwork with that character playing a big role. Even works where that character plays a minor role in some cases, as long as the character is not made fun of. You judge the quality of a work by how your favorite character or secondary favorite characters are portrayed.
Pick a character to HATE!!! Might want to select this character the same way you picked your favorite, but pick it out of a more exclusive list of characters such as Aya, Sanae, Kaguya, or any incredibly popular character or frequently hated one. Alternatively, you could just go to a Touhou site and pick whatever character you see the most, if it is a popular character, she is stealing the fandom away from your favorite and is therefore a whore!!! If she appears in a fighting game, she is your practice dummy.
DO NOT PLAY THE OFFICIAL GAMES. Or only play 2 or 3 of them but don't play on anything higher than easy difficulty and you never 1CCed the games. You also only rarely play the games, you spend more time discussing them than you do playing them.
Declare yourself an expert on Touhou, despite the fact you read none of the printworks, barely played the games, and confuse fan created character qualities with official ones.
Bitch about memes. This one is variable, if your favorite character is Sanae, you will love the "Sanae is a good girl" meme, but if your favorite character is Sakuya, bitch about the pads jokes. Alternatively, just bitch about all the memes and continue to reference them anyway.
Fill your hentai folder with pics of your favorite character, do not put ANY hentai of your least favorite character unless she is being raped, cut open, or something like that.
Go on Touhou sites, and say things like "If my favorite character is not in the next game, I will be pissed off", even though you barely play the games, act like it matters to you. It is more important that your favorite character is in the game, than it is that you pass a class in high school.
Declare whatever qualities about your favorite character that you like are canon. Your less favored qualities are not canon. For example, if your favorite character is Patchouli, it is canon that she is moe, submissive, and secretly wants someone to show her the world outside of her library, but it is not canon that she is arrogant, and often comes to the wrong conclusions. Also if you are into flat chests, she is cannonly flat chested, if you like big boobs then your favorite character has as large a chest as you can possibly argue she has. In other words, your favorite character is a mary sue, unless your favorite character is Cirno, in which case your favorite character is a total dumbass, which isn't really straying far from canon.
Make avys, sigs, desktop wallpapers, fan fiction, and other crap of your favorite character. Collect any pics of her you can find, favorite any videos of her on youtube, and talk with other people who like her (but claim she is yours and not theirs). Even roleplay as her online, or even better, make someone else roleplay as her while you roleplay as her husband.
Make a list like this that makes fun of a large portion of the Touhou fandom, and act like none of this applies to you.
Let me summarize some of the key points here.
It all started with a picture of Kogasa and Yuuka. From there, it was just a typical TMS thread that continued itself as a bunch of people that got along and posted pictures and chatted.
Then one day, something magical happened. Thanks to one of the usual members of this thread, one of the other members got bunny ears. It all came about as simple as just saying that he grabbed these said ears when they were never implied before in the first place. Shortly after that, it became a virtual playground for the imagination and somehow we all wound up in Gensokyo, Mugankan specifically. Of course it's not the Gensokyo we all know, but yet an alternate universe of sorts. Think a typical DC comic. In between all of this role playing, or RP for short, certain page milestones would be reserved for either a picture spam of a Touhou character or whatever fit the number best.
Shortly afterwords, the title member of this thread somehow had a lab and created many experiments. One experiment had our title character inject a serum into one of our members and she developed crow's wings. Ever since then, a slow transformation occurred and she became a Hell raven. Another member became a bunch of different spices of youkai and eventually became a female from being a natural male. That character has suddenly been "killed off" quietly. One member became a butler, and more people were splitting into multiple characters. The title character became at least 10 to 15 different people. Another member joined the ranks and somehow became a bunny as well. When everyone started mutating and becoming less than human in this thread, it became almost exclusively an RP. In time, we would be introduced to more of the residents of Gensokyo. Eventually most of us had added a character or 2 or more to our already going RP. At least 6 or 7 Touhou characters have had sex with one of the characters here who is female. There may be more, but it is easy to lose count. The sex got so explicit that one of the Gods reigned down a decree telling us to never mention it here EVER. Of course implication was not a problem. So it wound up leaving you to your imagination to fill in any blanks. There is much, much more, but I'm really only "summarizing" this thread with as much important detail as I can.
Oh yes, there was even more tough times as well. There was an incident way back when that I really don't know much about involving a something that caused an uproar. Another different incident also semi-repeated later on but was prevented before it got out of the gate. Also, many arguments between members have also ensued which even prompted a visit of the "Holy" High God of DS to decree a warning.
As it stands right now, the thread is running its course. Many of the usual RPers have left, and only some of the main ones remain. A lot of the recent storyline has gotten boring. Of course at the late night hours, it does get pretty dead, but now this is spreading to more common hours of the evening. Will this thread reach its end soon? Maybe. Will we see any changes done to keep it fresh? Maybe. Are these people still going to be here by the end of the year? Maybe. The general consensus is that the thread will eventually die, we know this. To one person, this thread is her lifeline. To many other people, it's a place to forget their worries about the outside world and just screw around here. Sooner or later, things will change and this thread will be forgotten by many. Nothing, though, will ever change the fact that this thread will live in infamy. The infamous "I WANT ASCH" thread only had 500+ pages and was quite popular. This thread had that beat, as you know, by a large margin. As of this post, about 7 times the amount. There's more to come folks, I am sure of it.
There may have been some key points I have missed, but that is because I don't really pay that much attention. If anything, the summary pretty much covers some specific details. So, it is my belief that this thread will continue despite it being slow. If 3 particular members ever have enough of this thread and all leave it, it will surely die. That won't happen for a while.
Welcome to ATTN: Bowsyordo. Take off your shoes, sit down, kick up your feet, relax, and enjoy the show.
WTF is a bby?
Is that like a baby whose parents didn't love it enough and therefore decided to only acknowledge 3/4's of its existence?
Ooh, ooh, shameless.
OKAY. LET'S GO OVER THIS NICE AND SLOW.
WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN GET TOGETHER AND MUTUALLY RAPE EACH OTHER, CHANCES ARE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. THIS BABY SPENDS SEVERAL MONTHS DEVELOPING INTO A HUMAN BEING. NOW THEN, WHEN THE SPERM AND EGG COME TOGETHER, THEY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND BECOME A FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN BABY. WHEN THIS NEW GENETIC CODE IS WRITTEN, THE CODE FROM THAT POINT DECIDES WHETHER THE FUTURE SAVIOR OF THE HUMAN RACE WILL HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA.
AS THE BABY MATURES, IT GROWS THE APPROPRIATE FUCKING PARTS OF EITHER A DUDE OR A CHICK. GENDER DECIDED BEFORE IT EVER COMES OUT OF MOM'S VAGINA.
ALSO, ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY ARE A WOMAN IN A MAN'S BODY OR VICE VERSA WILL GET A SHOTGUN TO A FACE. BECAUSE I HATE THEM AND HAVE A SHOTGUN. HOLY SHIT THATS SOME CRAZY FUCKING MATH RIGHT THERE LET ME RUN IT BY YOU AGAIN:
(ME + SHOTGUN) + Sx = DEAD THINGS
IN THIS EQUATION, STUPID IS REPRESENTED BY "S" AND "x" REPRESENTS THE AMOUNT OF STUPID. AS YOU CAN SEE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH STUPID THERE IS, IT ALWAYS ADDS UP TO "DEAD THINGS"
NOW YOU FUCKERS SHUT UP AND POST SOME MARIA DAMMIT
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