Wayfarerstrife

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( I hope Blackmage isn't angry at being a statue ... it is a joke ... blame it on the fan club and their 'pagan stone idols' !!! )


Anyway, back to biodata on current subject ...

Acquiring bio data on subject ...

Name: Strife
Class : Wayfarer / Soldat
Operating System : Dharmasoft 2008
Age : Unknown, probably in his early twenties

Combat Skills :
=> 'Come lah' hands ( Close Combat Melee Type )
=> 'Master Luo Bin's 18 Tiger Restraining Palms' ( Close Combat Melee Type )
=> 'Ski' ( Close Combat Melee Type )
=> Muddy Feet ( Auto Evade Type )
=> Graze / Shunpo / See-Yam ( Auto Evade Type )
=> M' Seru Gunblade Gunnar ( Close/ Mid/Long Range bullet/melee Type )
=> SAW Gunnar ( Close/Mid/Long Range Rapid Bullet Type )
=> SAW Sniper ( Long Range Bullet Type )
=> Stealth SAW Gunnar ( Close/Mid Range Ambush type )
=> Ah Ah Gunnar ( Long Range Explosive/Anti-Armour Type )
Although Ah Ah Gunnars gain a negative value in speed, making them pathetic at running and hiding ...
Edited :
=> Le MG Gunnar ( Close/Mid/Long Range Rapid Bullet Type )
~ Why ... SAFT, how did I offend you ...

Common Sense Defying Skills.

=> Po Tong Quan / Ling Kong Jin Wave Motion 'Fish' ( Close/Mid Combat Psychic Type )
Oops, I have an overdose again ...
=> Earth Bending ( Close/Mid Combat Melee Type )
~ Throwing rocks is fun ... and it hurts stuff. ( The same with false accusations. )
=> Fire Bending ( Close Combat Melee/ Psychic Type )
~ Generates an 'Air of Killing' that inflicts harms on stupidity.
=> Wind Water Bending ( Psychic / Close Combat Melee Type )
~ Ha ... with too much 'Sky World no Limit' and too many Taikyoku's in my mind ...
~ So, in the end, I went up to get a glass of magical water, and drank it ... HAHAHAHA !!!
~ Now, the Supreme power of the Ultimate Extreme and Total Truth is within MY GRASP !!! ( It is that medicine speaking again ! I swear ! )
~ FROST ! YOUR COOLNESS IZ NO MATCH FOR MOI NOWZ !!! 'Enough Said'.
=> Go Jew Pet Car ( 'running in a circle and imagining my hand is a knife' Melee Type )

Other Known Skills : ( Psychic Type )
=> Wayfaring - enables deep perception and causes the lack of 'common sense'.
=> The Flow of Hard and Soft - allows the use of high level melee tech.
=> Bakagan - able to observe instants of stupidity/irony that most people miss.
=> Confusionism - causes confusion on opponent.
=> Bo Ko Link - causes confusion on an ally
=> Idle Speech - induces insanity on a victim
=> 'Stability' - induces PERMANENT insanity on a victim
=> Doodling - can record images via a pair of recording devices known as pencil and paper.

=> Dead Person Walking - Induces insanity on a 'common sense' user. ( with a very high rate of success. )

// Background History :
- A former disciple of Mount River Water Sect.
- A former member of a Wayfarer Guild and the True Harmony School of Art
- Trained in Closed Ranged Melee Combat, by a mysterious person known only as 'Mr Strong'
- Former Ex-Evil Minion of an evil company known as A-Tech, formerly part of the SAFT forces.
- In a state of NEET-ness, welcoming any available source of income.
- Former TEMP STAFF at NESTS ...
- Currently in a state of NEET-ness, attempting to complete unfinished tasks ...
( What The Heck ?! I am a 'Medium' Machine Gunnar now ?!
Need strength boost ... )

- Involved in bio-chemical plants and TOP SECRET Information Security, preventing data from falling into Wrong hands ...

Anyway, here are some amusing random quotes to waste your time reading ...

=//Of the Realm of Doozin Style//=
Oh my pagan stone idols, chairs, tables, bisexual gods and fat smiling bald guys !
Another cult great religion has been unleashed upon us mere mortals !

From the AWAKEN BEING HONG ...
Who has perceive beyond the existence of form and void ...

On that day, a bunch of baby 'Wens' were born ...


On a game called 'Doujin'.


=//Others of Outworld//=





Our newest superhero, DustMiteMan's theme song !


They need those rules ... whatever those rules are ...


From Supreme Astral Ninja Ultimate Grand Master See FAT See's excrement list