So I'm playing this game called Cy Girls (got it on the cheap at Gamestop.)
First I'm presented with a character who can't punch or kick anything and ABSOLUTELY MUST shoot everything with a gun.
Then I'm presented with a horrid rotating room puzzle full of backtracking and confusion.
THEN I'm presented with a horrid jumping puzzle (made no easier by the horrible jumping mechanics) combined with a not quite as horrid but more annoying stone-based puzzle.
AND THEN an escort mission with a man in a floating wheelchair who has trouble going through doors.
When I reached the point where I'm told "away put your weapons, it's now time to STEALTH", I just threw my controller on the couch and said "Fuck this game man".
And I haven't even tried the other, sword-wielding character yet.
I should have expected less from what is apparently a merchandise-driven game
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this fucking GAME man
Started by Ushiromiya Kyrie, Jan 08 2012 10:07 AM
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:10 AM
merchandiz8 g is thw bame of good gz rm making
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:11 AM
I neee to srop typing do fast alsp these buttond ate tiny???
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:11 AM
nekomimimode, on 08 January 2012 - 10:10 AM, said:
merchandiz8 g is thw bame of good gz rm making
nekomimimode said:
It looks hard.
I want it.
I want it.
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:12 AM
no O'm nor it's hard tp fake this shit holy shiy I'm tireed
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:19 AM
:V
You're pretty bad at that then, I'd have to try pretty hard to type that badly on my Droid.
You're pretty bad at that then, I'd have to try pretty hard to type that badly on my Droid.
nekomimimode said:
It looks hard.
I want it.
I want it.
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:20 AM
I coulr porobably dp better 2uth my thumnbs
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:26 AM
Huh? Hey? I…, was gonna confess, so why I’m doing a proclamation of world domination? Huh? Huuh? P.S, Rockpad is my favourite member here. <3 him.
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 10:34 AM
That's because you are playing as females, they can't do anything right.
Mikael, on 13 July 2011 - 04:27 AM, said:
Touhou was like the fattest blunt we ever past around. It's working its way back to god now.
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Posted 08 January 2012 - 11:03 AM
Fascinating story brother, but it lacks a rich subject such as magikarp.
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