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[Toucanly Ambition]

[Diamandis]

Why do people put on makeup?

[nekomimimode]

Why can't I

Hold all these limes

[Lunar_Lightning]

I believe it is cucumbers And it is for making the skin look young or some shit.

[Kyuugai]

all women are kappas
closed

[Toucanly Ambition]

Lunar_Lightning, on 16 November 2010 - 01:42 AM, said:

I believe it is cucumbers And it is for making the skin look young or some shit.

Ah. I thought it was limes dgshbdf.

[BuildingASentry]

Lunar_Lightning, on 16 November 2010 - 01:42 AM, said:

I believe it is cucumbers And it is for making the skin look young or some shit.

If people would smile more often, they wouldn't need that stuff.

[Lunar_Lightning]

BuildingASentry, on 16 November 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

If people would smile more often, they wouldn't need that stuff.

lol. True.

[Single Yuugi]

Kyuugai, on 16 November 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

all women are kappas
closed

I'm going to get your shirikodama while you sleep.

[Lunar_Lightning]

Mason, on 16 November 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

Ah. I thought it was limes dgshbdf.

Yea... No. It is cucumbers and they are used when you are getting a massage something or at a spa or w/e.

[nekomimimode]

Double Parsee, on 16 November 2010 - 01:45 AM, said:

I'm going to get your shirikodama while you sleep.

Yum

[Kyuugai]

Double Parsee, on 16 November 2010 - 01:45 AM, said:

I'm going to get your shirikodama while you sleep.

brb wikipedia search what that means

[Sephora]

putting cucumbers in ones eyes and rubbing lime/lemon on your skin/face makes your skin clear and younger. Lime acts as cleanser, cucumbers moisturizer.

[Chaotic Bard]

Lunar_Lightning, on 16 November 2010 - 01:42 AM, said:

I believe it is cucumbers And it is for making the skin look young or some shit.

This.

They use cucumber slices because of the high water content. They pretty much act as a natural moisturizer and hydrate the area around the eyes, chiefly to reduce the appearance of bags.

I know this because I'm fabulous.

[Monoko]

Kyuugai, on 16 November 2010 - 01:43 AM, said:

all women are kappas
closed

assballs

[Kyuugai]

appa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the more troublesome, such as stealing crops or kidnapping children. In fact, small children are one of the gluttonous kappa's favorite meals, though they will eat adults as well. They feed on these victims by sucking out their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball inside the anus.[10][11] Even today, signs warning about kappa appear by bodies of water in some Japanese towns and villages. Kappa are also said to be afraid of fire, and some villages hold fireworks festivals each year to scare the spirits away.

WHAT THE FUCK

[Single Yuugi]

Kyuugai, on 16 November 2010 - 01:46 AM, said:

brb wikipedia search what that means

shirikodama - mythical ball inside the anus that is sought after by kappa.

[nekomimimode]

Kyuugai, on 16 November 2010 - 01:49 AM, said:

appa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the more troublesome, such as stealing crops or kidnapping children. In fact, small children are one of the gluttonous kappa's favorite meals, though they will eat adults as well. They feed on these victims by sucking out their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball inside the anus.[10][11] Even today, signs warning about kappa appear by bodies of water in some Japanese towns and villages. Kappa are also said to be afraid of fire, and some villages hold fireworks festivals each year to scare the spirits away.

WHAT THE FUCK

Yep. Japan is filled with assrape.

[Lunar_Lightning]

Undead Ranger, on 16 November 2010 - 01:47 AM, said:

This.

They use cucumber slices because of the high water content. They pretty much act as a natural moisturizer and hydrate the area around the eyes, chiefly to reduce the appearance of bags.

I know this because I'm fabulous.

Lol'd

[Kyuugai]

i can already imagine what japanese anal sex must be like.